» Annoyance with fan fiction, a poem.

darcy-pandamonium:

Gregory Lestrade is definitely not an idiot.
*beats bongo drums*
He was able to become Detective Inspector all on his own.
*punches bong drums*
If you write him as a moronic fool one more time,
*smacks bongo drums with a mallet*
I will make sure you die; cold, afraid, and alone.
*throws bongo drums at your fucking head*

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